Ferarri's are better...

If you read my previous blog you will know that we went to a party last weekend. In all the confusion, I managed to leave my beloved BMW umbrella - that I found such a short time ago - amongst the rubble. Some fucker is walking around with my/someone else's umbrella.

Anyway so I decided that I needed to get a new one myself. It turned up in the post today and I now have this magnificent creation of human ingenuity and engineering. Some might say the Fulton Umbrella (endorsed by Her Majesty herself) is the Ferrari of the umbrella world. In terms of comparison with my former BMW, this takes the cake. It has auto-open/close mechanisms, and huge golfer-size cover (123cm diameter when open). I am considering adopting a Malawian child just to maximise it's cover potential...