W-A-L-K of shame

Dear Music Myspace,

I left Normal Myspace to be with you, only to be let down time and time again. The whole relationship was based on empty promises. A wise man once said, "to love others, you must first love yourself". This doesn't really relate to our situation, but it's a good motto to live by. Since starting with you I've come to the realisation that I deserve more. You leave me feeling frustrated and used. You do things for others that you refuse to do for me. Why is this? I no longer wish to be one of your many pawns in this wicked game of Music Myspace addiction. I am making the stand now, and saying no. No I will not put up with this anymore. Goodbye and farewell, you were a waste of my time...

Dear Normal Myspace,

I made the terrible mistake of leaving you for another. How I deeply regret the decision. The lost time we will never have to share with each other will haunt me forever, but this is something that I must live with. Being with Music Myspace only made me appreciate what we had. I cannot relay my happiness at you choosing to take me back. One must 'live for the now' and I feared that due to the mistakes I had made in the past, one would no longer accept me.

Friends forever...

Juls

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