Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Life's dilemma.

Just went to the toilet for a wee. Got in there and it absolutely stunk like Hitler had dropped an atomic bomb. I have pondered this question many times and even tried out both combatants against this situation. But still, I am yet to find a conclusive answer.

Is it better to take one HUGE foul intake of shit particles into your lungs in the hope that you can finish weeing in time, wash your hands, and make a quick exit. Or do you suffer the insult of taking many short breaths in the hope of not getting too much shit build up in your lungs at one go?

I am still yet to decide...I may conduct an empiral experiment later today. Results will be posted.

1 Comments:

Blogger Juls Chong said...

But breathing through your mouth surely increases the chance of getting poo particles in the throat and possibly the gut? I guess the question then becomes, would you prefer smelling shit, or eating it? A H-U-G-E can of worms has been open. I would be interested in your advice Dr Bellini.

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