todays news..

There was 30 mins left of work today and I had nothing to write about for my blog. However, I decided to go to the shop for some biscuits and on the way a bee flew into my face. Yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

rabbid dog.

So today I'm on the way to work, and this stupid dog jumps up and bites me on the leg. The ugly bitch of a housewife simply said "Oh, I'm so sorry". Then kept walking. Fuckin hell. There was no blood drawn thank god, but I now have two bite marks on my upper thigh. My only concern is Goat is going to get very suspicious and question me as to whose teeth marks they are. He is the jealous type for sure...

Goat could be a genius...

Ok, so our weekend started 5am saturday morning. Through the ingenius mind of Goat, and Dave in Sydney, we hooked up a webcam. Dave put his laptop infront of his TV, turned up the volume, and left the house. For 3 hours we sat there watching the Eagles live, then watched aussie ads afterwards. The reception was better than average. No complaints...Best ever. I've never been so happy. The sky is the limit. There's a shit load of Rove I have missed out on, and there was some new series with Colin Friel that looked pretty cool. If someone could send me this weeks TV guide that would be handy.

Needless to say, after the early start me and Goat were pretty knackered. We just went into town to get some fruit and veg. I swear people thought we were a gay couple. "Should we have cabbage today? Nah, lets buy cabbage for monday. No dont worry about a bag, we brought our own."

I have now added a link to my vids that I will constantly be adding more and more. It is worth all of you guys signing up for myspace just so you can see the vids. Otherwise I will have to constantly email you links etc. It only takes 2 mins.

Dockers suck...

Just heard the dockers game on the net. Bring back Neesham I say. Or try something new like getting Eric Watterson or TT (Trevor Torrance) to coach them. I miss those old Wildcat days. Where has all the passion in West Australian teams gone? The Alabama Slammer would have dunked the Sydney Swans all the way back to the deep south like the big fella in the Green Mile.

You all should have received my email with links to videos that have been shot recently. I will upload some more shortly. Who knew Goat could be so flexible...

Pick up lines that work...

So every morning I pick up a free paper on the way to work. Yesterday it had an article which I thought was worth some space on my now infamous (to about 2 people) blog. I suggest trying a few of her lines...

So thinking about starting up myspace so I can post video clips for all you guys at home to watch. They're usually too big to email round.

In terms of what I've been up to since writing a post? Had dreams I was late for work cos I had to run back and forth getting frozen foods from some canteen.

2nd entry...

So I'm now figuring out how to post a picture. So here is my first pic of a joyous moment in my life when I witnessed (and obviously Jordo witnessed it too) the frog that escaped from the Flanders Zoo.

Also apparently you can put links on here as well. If I can get that to work, this could become one the GREATEST blogs ever created for humankind.

This morning on the way to work this chick got her high heel completely stuck in a hole. I laughed and laughed............and laughed. I was thinking about helping, but you never know these days. She could have pulled a knife...

My First Dump...

Ok,

So today I have started my blog for all of you guys out there. That's about it for today. Played a few games at work, told the work experience kid how to do my stuff, and organised what I'm going to do for the AFL GF here in London.

Time to go home now...